So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol...
theshelbylife: incestuous-lesbianponies: laurarw: I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG HOLY SHIT
Yep, this is how we roll, Shep. Pour le francais,... →
This is perfect. Perfect, and true. I still can’t stop laughing.
hohoholmescest: imagine benedict cumberbatch walking into your house and flinging himself down on your couch and yelling ‘I AM HERE TO STAY’ and then he doesn’t get up again and when you come near him he hisses. that’s the backstory of the hobbit
internetexplorers: I want to meet you guys in real life but I don’t want you guys to meet me in real life That’s what stalking is for.
Can we talk about how, when I see the acronym STID, my brain see’s a compilation of STI/STD, and for a second, all I can think is “Why the hell is everyone so excited about gonorrhea..oh, wait. Right.”
twerking-in-my-volvo: long-weave-dont-believe: hush little laptop dont you cry. Mommy’s gonna find you some more wifi. And if that wifi doesn’t work Momma will destroy the fucking earth Please. I don’t know where I am.
The DIY Couturier: 21 Tips to Keep Your Shit... →
rosalindrobertson: A while ago, I penned a fairly angry response to something circulating on the internet – the 21 Habits of Happy People. It pissed me off beyond belief, that there was an inference that if you weren’t Happy, you simply weren’t doing the right things. I’ve had depression for as long as I can… Because this is something that needs to be shared. Everywhere. All of these...
kandieddubstep: getreal-staycrazy: deathtiel: But like seriously I DON’T WANT TO PAY $50 FOR A BRA IT IS A BOOB HOLDER IT IS LITERALLY NOTHING MORE THAN CUPS WHERE I CAN KEEP MY BOOBS THAT SHOULD NOT BE SUCH AN EXPENSIVE ITEM FOR REAL THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO WOULD BE HONORED TO HOLD MY BOOBS THIS BRA SHOULD SHOW SOME DAMN RESPECT This might be one of the greatest posts about...
captainmjolnir: I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood I mean seriously what do you think we do every month I don’t know, I once removed my own skin tag and had to sit down with unexpected alacrity. Granted, it did take a couple tries, and the kitchen knife wasn’t exactly freshly honed.
John: hey I just met you
John: and this is crazy
Sherlock: well actually given that you’re an army doctor invalided home from Iraq with no family to which you can turn for assistance except your sibling who has a drinking problem and given that you’ve no money to purchase your own flat it’s actually quite sensible of you to move in with me, especially since I am in a profession which will provide you with the excitement you need to suppress your psychosomatic limp and also I am quite obviously your type so there’s a 95% chance we’ll be in a sexual relationship within a year
Sherlock: you can give me your number now
Sherlock: i won't call you though, I prefer to text